What Brian Russell Remembers About Dinosaurs

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dinosaursA while back, Brian Russell, artist of the webcomic The Underfold, announced a Kickstarter for a book called What I Remember About Dinosaurs. The idea is great. I’ve lamented before about how much common knowledge regarding dinosaurs is either obsolete or just plain wrong. Brian’s idea was to compile a lot of this false information into a humorous book… basically an educational book written off the top of his head. A great idea. But how does it work in practice?

In the introduction, he immediately warns the reader: “Don’t let this be the only book you read about dinosaurs”. A wise piece of advice. He also states that the book is meant to be “Humorous and a bit educational.” And it is both of those things, I suppose.

The art is reminiscent of The Underfold (without the trademark tentacles). Simple line drawings and lack of detail make for a fine webcomic. For a book, though, I think that large pieces of white space need to be filled with something besides gradient skies and grass. The best visual page isn’t even dinosaur-related, it’s a visualization of the timeline between “millions of years ago” and “now”.

The content is more or less what I expected. I like the explanation of “brontosaurus never existed” shown alongside a picture of a crying brontosaurus. In places like that, Brian’s humor comes out in one of its better ways. He pokes fun at cultural ignorance of dinosaurs by showing them mostly non-feathered (velociraptors are shown with feathers, but the T-rex and other bipedal dinosaurs that were feathered aren’t shown that way). My favorite line is probably “While most of the information you’ll learn is from the Cretaceous period, there was a movie, and now all anyone remembers is Jurassic”.

What bothers me in the content itself, though, is that while the book is only meant to be “a bit” educational, the writing style shows it more skeptical of science. The creationist idea that “the flood caused the Ice Age” is actually introduced before the dominant idea of the asteroid collision, regarding dinosaurs’ extinction. The plesiosaur is shown with its neck poking out of the water saying “call me Nessie”. If the book was more straightforward in its humor, these issues would fit right in, but the way it’s written, they seem oddly out of place.

Overall, though, What I Remember About Dinosaurs is a fun little romp into all the things we remembered as kids. I’d recommend it for a teenager or preteen who is interested in dinosaurs or science in general, to be used as an educational tool regarding skepticism or general knowledge of science in general. Or, if you were a fan of The Underfold (which is on a break), you definitely want to read it, because it’s the same kind of humor that makes the comic so fun. You can buy it on Amazon!

All in all, I’m pretty impressed that Brian remembers more about dinosaurs than most people I talk to, and I look forward to the return of The Underfold, and I can tell from reading this one that his next book will be even better.

Sam’s Weird Movie Theories: Ned Ryerson is Caught in his Own Time Loop

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Happy Groundhog Day!

I’d like to take this time to outline a theory I have about Ned Ryerson from the 1993 movie Groundhog Day: there is evidence that Ned Ryerson has also been experiencing the same day on repeat.

Ned Ryerson (portrayed hilariously by Stephen Toblowsky) is an insurance salesman who approaches Phil on the streets first thing in the morning on Groundhog Day. Phil does not remember him, but Ned is able to pull out a ton of references to the past (including the fact that Phil’s sister is named Mary Pat), claiming they are actually old high school acquaintances. He then exploits this connection to attempt to sell Phil insurance, even though at no point does Phil ever show signs of remembering.

The scene in question, in case you’ve forgotten:

(The video is all the Ned scenes, but we’re just addressing the first one)

NED: Phil? Phil Connors?! I thought that was you!

PHIL Hi, how you doing, thanks for watching-

NED Don’t say you don’t remember me, ’cause I sure as heckfire remember you.

PHIL Not a chance

NED Ned! Ryerson! Needlenose Ned? Ned the Head. Come on, buddy. Case Western High? Ned Ryerson, did the whistling trick with my belly button in the talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year almost didn’t graduate. Bing again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times– ’til you told me not to anymore. Well?

PHIL Ned Ryerson?

NED Bing!

How does Ned have all these details from the past, when Phil obviously doesn’t remember him? Well the interesting thing about this conversation is that it parallels another conversation later in the movie… specifically, one that Phil has with a complete stranger named Nancy Taylor:

PHIL Nancy? Nancy Taylor?! Lincoln High School! I sat next to you in Mrs. Walsh’s English class!

NANCY Ooh.. I’m sorry?

PHIL Phill Conners!

NANCY Wow, that’s amazing! (still obviously confused)

PHIL You don’t remember me, do you?

NANCY Um…

PHIL I even asked you to the prom!

NANCY Phil Conners?

PHIL I was short and I’ve sprouted.

The initial introduction is almost the same. Phil, thanks to information he garnered from a cryptic conversation that Nancy won’t remember, is establishing a faux history in order to get what he wants (sex, in Phil’s case).

So if Ned is caught in a time loop, why go through the effort of finding out information about Phil just to use it to sell insurance?

Simple: Because Ned believes that’s his way out of the loop. Phil’s way out, as established in the movie, is to hook up with his producer, Rita, with whom he’s in love. He can’t do this through nefarious purposes (and believe me, he tries), he has to do it by using his powers to create a better world for everyone.

But Ned’s key, at least in his mind, is much simpler. He needs a big fat commission check from a major insurance sale. But he’s stuck in Puxatawney… how is he going to find someone rich enough? But look here… this big-shot television weather man from Pittsburgh is in town. That’s his target. So on Ned’s previous day, he grilled Phil for information about himself, and now he’s trying to score. Unfortunately for him, that’s the day Phil got stuck in the same time loop.

“But why doesn’t Ned remember that he’s stuck in a time loop?” you ask.

Because they aren’t stuck in the same degree of the loop. Ned’s loop and Phil’s loop run independently of one another. Ned might be on Day 502 of his own loop when he grills Phil for information. Then, Day 503 of Ned’s loop – the day he attempts to use this information – becomes Day 1 of Phil’s loop. So Day 2 of Phil’s loop is still Day 503 of Ned’s loop, from Ned’s perspective.

So did it work?

In the end of the movie, we find that Phil bought a shit-ton of insurance from Ned. If that was Ned’s way out, then it did work, and he woke up the next day as well.

But personally, I think that it probably did not. Phil couldn’t arrive at February 3rd by manipulating Rita, he had to actually become a better person (oooh relationship metaphors!). Ned, 502 days in, is still trying early tactics. And now that Phil has escaped the loop, Ned will wake up on his Day 505, and it will still be February 2nd. But it will be Phil’s perfect February 2nd that he created.

Poor Ned is going to have a hell of a time trying to make Puxatawney a better place in the shadow of a man who already did.

BING!

Some Search Terms for 2012

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I’ve been keeping this current blog since September. In that time, there have been a few search terms that brought people to my site. I don’t have a lot of hits… I need to work on that. But the search terms have been fun.

three hole punch jim
Not surprising, as I did post about Jim Halpert’s Halloween costumes.

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It seems that other people received that same forwarded e-mail that I received about George Soros funding Snopes. So I’m kind of proud of myself for the post I wrote in response to that accusation.

acapella sucks
That’s not the point of the post I wrote… I don’t think all a capella sucks. But I’m glad people found my blog.

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What is this? How did this land someone here? This is confusing.

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Thanks, I appreciate it.

Happy New Year everybody.