The Birthday Card

I really like The Birthday Card.

No, not the card you get in the mail with a check for ten dollars.

I mean the metaphorical card you get to play in order to get special privileges on your birthday.

“It’s my birthday, I want free cake and singing waiters!”

“It’s my birthday, I can eat leftover Taco Bell for breakfast all I want!”

“It’s my birthday, I can fart in the office!”

“It’s my birthday, you can’t yell at me for anything I do wrong!”

“It’s my birthday, I will spend my rent money on a new tattoo!”



One response

  1. Happy Birthday, Sam!

    March 6, 2014 at 5:27 pm

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